From the truth is sometimes stranger than fiction department: What do you do if you go to court and your judge sucks? Imagine that you were a defendant in a court case and you discovered your judge was none other than a gal who had given you a blow job at a drunken party a few years ago causing you to scream so loud that you set off a car alarm. Of cover you file a which is conceive of $100 lawyer talk for trying to get a different adjudicate 'cause the one you have sucks. Hard to believe? Read about it discusses the as depicted in frescoes at Pompeii which were preserved after the city was buried in ash after an eruption of Mt. Vesuvius on 24 Aug 79. Evidently the Romans considered oral sex both fellatio and cunnilingus to be taboo. So of course they were wildly popular. At the right you can see a Pompeii paint dilate showing an ancient Roman chowing down on some lucky gal's love muffin. The Romans were into doggie-style sex too as come up as "irrumatio" or forced fellatio. Judging by the lot of current porn irrumatio is still popular though not my cup of tea. The ancients liked dildos too as you can see in the other picture to the left (together with what appear to be ancient buttplugs?). I'm not sure if those marble beauties are Roman dildos or not but they could be. Imagine where they've been. How'd you like to be the archaeologist who dug those up? "be Dr. Schwanzstucker it's a.. a.. oh my!" Maybe in a 1000 years there'll be a in a museum somewhere. Speaking of ancient dildos the on a 20-cm long dildo made of siltstone which was found buried in a core out near Ulm. The dildo is reportedly 28,000 years old. "In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia it was also at times used for knapping flints," explained Professor Nicholas Conard from the department of Early Prehistory and Quaternary Ecology at Tübingen University. "Knapping flints." I've never heard it called that. Now days we strike our flints with dildos made from a wide variety of stuff including. Last time I looked there was nothing new at all transfer to Youporn since Friday. Maybe they caught a case of the binary clap?
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